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Captain Assmerica, a poem by Miss Worded
O, Captain Assmerica, long may you wave.
You jiggle, I giggle — don’t make me behave.
Your glorious close-up, it made me forget
The popcorn I mortgaged my house to go get.
O, Captain Assmerica, I don’t need no urgin’ —
I don’t even mind you’re a elderly virgin.
Buck up, sweetie, I’ll teach you to screw:
I consider it my patriotic duty to.
O, Captain Assmerica, please say there’s a sequel
Don’t care what it is, nothing being equal
To your bouncy, fine butt cheeks in thin workout pants
Must… watch… gif… something some…thing
*Thunk*GLORIOUS
Yo, but “elderly virgin”, #doe…………………
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